When boy meets girl

Thursday, December 20, 2007/ -Thursday, December 20, 2007

20th Dec 2007

Haha I'm playing Runescape now,
if u guys play tell me horh.
Then here are some good jokes,

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

Guess wat the Nun said?

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Wednesday, December 19, 2007/ -Wednesday, December 19, 2007

19th Dec 2007

Well he is the photos.

I have te sleep now tmr then post more byez
cheers

Tuesday, December 18, 2007/ -Tuesday, December 18, 2007

18th Dec 2007

Well nothing much today,
Played some games from newgrounds.com and mofunzone.
Then i watched 'Candidates for Goddess', anime by the way
quite nice is about some alien called 'Victim', which i think is a dumb name for a predator which attacks a planet that looks like earth but is called 'Zion'...
Then we, the humans, uses some machines which is called 'Goddess' d-uh? Like the Gundam and Evangelion type of thingy to fight back.
Then got this main character which is very 'pro' like as always who is the Pilot and a gal with cat or dog's ear which is the repairer haha.
To operate this machine, you have to have a pilot and a repairer,
Blah Blah Blah,
so thats the story hahaha!!!
My baby cousin so cute!!!
I will try to take a pic or two then i post it on my blog. D-uh...
Cheers as always, wish those who visit my blogs Merry Christmas,
while those we know my blog and never come visit, wish you a un-Merry Christmas.
LOL haaha

Sunday, December 16, 2007/ -Sunday, December 16, 2007

16th December 2007

Lol the blog is revived hahaha.
Well it is around 7.25 A.M. now...
umm... got a big big pimple on my nose,
well I will exterminate it in a few days time hahaha!!!
Well holiday is coming to an end,
Anyone finished Holiday school homework?
Oh well thats all for today hahaha.
See you soon.
Cheers